sad quotes

Graphics code for: Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Graphics code for: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and most often in the tongue of the liar.

Graphics code for: I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

Graphics code for: I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

Graphics code for: Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.