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Birthday Funny
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Graphics code for: Better to be over the hill than buried under it. |
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! |
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. |
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. |
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. |
Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too. |
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death. |
So many candles... so little cake. |
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!" |
To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age. |
Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can't change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one. |
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. |
You are only as old as you act. |
You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you. |
You're another year older and another year wiser So put your brain to work And figure out there ain't no gift for you. |