Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic. |
I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind. |
Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake? |
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. |
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday! |
Scary cards with weird messages... Anyway, Happy Birthday! |
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts |
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one. |
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!) |
You age like cheese... You just keep getting smellier! |
You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore. |
You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations! |