Another year older, none the wiser. |
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. |
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles. |
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. |
Happy birthday to you |
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day. |
I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday. |
I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. |
Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are. |
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are. |
You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. |
You live in a zoo, You look like a monkey, And you smell like one too |
You're far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents. |
You're older, You're wiser,You're sophisticated. |