Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot. |
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live. |
May you live to be old and toothless. |
Smile while you've still got the teeth, Happy birthday. |
So many birthdays. So few candles. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. |
You're not getting older. You're just a little closer to dying! |